torjohnsonrecords asked: "If you want a test, wait until we do a record that has no grooves at all on either side. Coming soon." Didn't The Locust do this with their 3" record? not actually a record, just a slab of vinyl the needle dragged across and made a noise that they claimed was "the song".
We were even going to include a download code to actual songs.
These fucks out-shitheaded us.
Taking suggestions on how to be more obnoxious than the Locust.